by ChronicallyOnlineGuy December 23, 2023

Girl 1: We can finally have sex now, I've got the Lizards!
Girl 2: Really? That's great! Being sexually attracted to girls have finally paid off.
Girl 2: Really? That's great! Being sexually attracted to girls have finally paid off.
by MajorWeeb April 3, 2015

Said by people who don't know what Murphy's law is.
If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.
If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.
While chopping wood, 1# axe got lodged in the log.
1# : "Don't worry, I got this."
2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."
1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.
1# : "Don't worry, I got this."
2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."
1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.
by av9e February 18, 2022

by megod19994 April 5, 2015

by Ms.Mother of Pearl November 24, 2017

A response used when someone includes you in their plans without asking, to which you would respond if the 'we' they are referring to is them and the rock in their pocket.
"Yeah, we're going to that concert tomorrow night"
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."
by Palumboss June 3, 2019

In terms of some slang the term “you got it” means that you will not argue further. By saying that you withdraw yourself from the dispute.
“If I say go left and you go right, then why would I let you drive??”
“You got it. Do what you want.”
“You got it. Do what you want.”
by Mido April 11, 2022
