Wastes your time and energy and uses you at the time being cause thier bored and want to feel like they got someone
by U_can_smd May 07, 2018
by Henson Bean August 03, 2023
He's a nun fucker.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019
You know what you did child fucker!
by credit unkown April 29, 2021
When you literally or metaphorically fuck a friend inadvertently. Always by mistake but seen negatively by others.
Mailman 1: Hey I heard Frank the "buddy fucker" fucked Will out of the leadership position.
Mailman 2: Nah man, Will was just bent over like he always does and Frank accidentally stuck it in.
Mailman 2: Nah man, Will was just bent over like he always does and Frank accidentally stuck it in.
by Paco4u February 15, 2018
Person 1: Dude, Steve spent an hour last night lecturing me on EDM.
Person 2: God, he's such an Apple Fucker.
Apple Fucker: Guys, I'm right here. Stop saying that it's not a thing.
Person 2: God, he's such an Apple Fucker.
Apple Fucker: Guys, I'm right here. Stop saying that it's not a thing.
by itslilred September 07, 2021
An endearing term for a friend that is having a much better day (or life) than you, and probably started their day off by waking up to the ole felatio alarm clock followed by a bountiful breakfast in bed including hot gourmet coffee in a fancy hipster mug that has the same logo as the t shirt they slept in.
by iBurnInvitationEdges August 24, 2022