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fucking america

a term used by someone who hates america or americans

(in other words, the entire world outside of america)
i hate fucking america!

fucking americans! they think they're so awsome, but really they're just fucking ameican
by Scottish Mafia January 23, 2011
mugGet the fucking americamug.

Tity Fuck

sticking the dick between the clevage of the breast and cumming on her face
Marrissa got sad because no one except cesar would tity fuck her
by free hand jobs June 21, 2009
mugGet the Tity Fuckmug.

DA FUCK

usually used when something is so outrageous that what the fuck no longers shows how outrageous that said something is
bob- sally hunnie i cheated on yu with a prosistute and yu might have herpes

sally- DA FUCK
by yamomzonmylap February 18, 2010
mugGet the DA FUCKmug.

fucking fucker

A person who pisses someone off to such an extent that all the person can call them is "fucking fucker".
by Amanda April 1, 2005
mugGet the fucking fuckermug.

Fuck Tool

A guys penis often used to fix a girl with a broken heart or down on her luck
Kiersten : Thanks Brad for fixing my sink sorry I can't pay you right now my boyfriend keeps breaking the bed and shitting on my furniture when we have sex!
Brad : Hey baby don't cry your money is no good with me anyway hey ive got just the tool to fix your problems!
Kiersten : And what might that be!
Brad : It's the most used tool in my collection!
Kiersten : Oh wow that's an amazing Fuck Tool do you think it could fix me?
Brad : Well it's never let me down yet!
Kiersten : Oh Brad! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! AHH! AHH! AHH! BRAD! BRAD BRAD!
Brad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jake : Hey what's going on in there!
Kiersten : Oh BRAD! it's so amazing
Brad : Ride em cowgirl!
Kiersten : Yee Haw! Cum for me baby!
Brad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jake : What The Fuck! Brad I know your in there get your Fuck Tool outta my girl!
by SlopNChop September 21, 2017
mugGet the Fuck Toolmug.

fuck the goat

To perform some memorable but not especially significant act which is so widely publicised that it makes people ignore any possibly more significant work you may achieve thereafter.

It is derived from the classic joke:

O'Reilly was sitting in a bar and he goes to the bar tender
"You see that church over there? I built it with my bare hands but do they call me O'Reilly the church builder? Nooo!
You see that school over there? I taught there for 30 years but do they call me O'Reilly the educator? Nooo!
But you fuck one goat...."

Also: Goat Fucking, Goat Fucked, Goat Fucker, Fucking the goat, Getting fucked by the goat.
John really fucked the goat when he developed those hamburger ear muffs.
Man, the star wars kid got massively fucked by the goat when that video leaked.
The only reason why Apple is so famous is that they go goat fucking all the time.
If you really want to fuck the goat, then it needs to have something to do with alcohol or sex.
by Shalmanese July 21, 2008
mugGet the fuck the goatmug.

hot as fuck

over 84F. or extremely good looking.
damn it's hot as fuck outside.

that girl is hot as fuck!
by akcel August 21, 2007
mugGet the hot as fuckmug.

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