French shart fungus

A term used to describe a the after math your anus after eating too much French food and sharting it all out the following night,a fungus that sits on your anal cavity reminding you of your horrible misdeeds.

Person 1:What’s wrong,man?
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus

by Fivenightsatfnaf69 September 24, 2025

Forbidden French kiss

When two people simultaniously perform cunnilingus and analingus on a woman at the same time

"I was eating out my girl during a 3 way, and her friend turned it into a forbidden french kiss!"

by DJ RAMENNOODLES October 2, 2020

French Pickle

Can be used when you have beat another team or have pranked someone

We just French pickled Andres

by FrenchPickler November 3, 2019

French Fries and Ketchup

Having sex with a female partner who is on her monthly cycle, hence dipping your fries (penis) into her ketchup (period blood). We don’t recommend double dipping…

Do you like ketchup with your fries?
French Fries and Ketchup were on the menu last night…

by rubygrapefruit March 28, 2023

french outcast

canadian

god i hate those french outcasts

by hitler_likes_to_paint December 15, 2018

French Loaf

When you get with Nathan's grandma and she looooves it.

I did a French Loaf over Christmas break. It was great!

by Captain Nihilism December 6, 2020

French Pickle

Sucking an old mans wrinkly penis.

Mr Jefferson at the old folks home made me give him a french pickle, I hate this job!

by Donkey Doug April 8, 2021