Real wood

A penis.

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.

by Chikaflakapat July 13, 2016

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real nibba hours

The time when shit go down

Marx: Remember when we called a restaurant and ordered shit, but never paid?
Stalin: That was some real nibba hours.

by Venomsterr May 23, 2018

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Real daddy hours

Sentence used when signifing that you are going to get into a cute session of sexual intercourse

Man, tonight me and Sarah are going to have real daddy hours.

by AnCapPuccino June 10, 2018

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A person who sticks with a close knit group, family, and friends through thick and thin. A person who will do good by you even though someone has dragged them through the mud multiple times. A person whose actions are justified. A person that everyone leans on and fucks over but when it’s crunch time they don’t expect them to be drained from everything. A person who’s actions are justified.

“Your not even my real cousin”
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“At least I act like a real person”

by Ariiwantspenguins May 22, 2024

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Real Deal Chesterfields

Top notch weed

"What you smokin there homie?"
" Got those real deal chesterfields fam!"

by beanbags December 9, 2016

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real talker

Someone who completely and publicly says and states real things.
Furthermore, this guys is certainly presumed to remain alone and wank ever after due to his excessively stupid sincerity.

A: Man! Wanna date?
B: Nah! I amma motherfucker real talker.

by Pepe Pham October 7, 2018

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