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Five minutes and five brains late

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Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool June 9, 2025
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hoe five

When your homegirl got the D and you‘re proud of her victory, you give her a high five for living the hoe life.
by Patricia Oulala March 30, 2019
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Cougar high five

When two older women touch their vaginas together.
Hell yeah girlfriend let's do a cougar high five!
by Violent_eddie May 29, 2021
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got five

A question asking if you have five minutes to talk, listen or lend a helping hand
Hey, you got five to help me?
by ragnarodin October 4, 2016
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five gold rings

a chrismass carol
by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023
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win up to five times

Or LOSE up to ALL times!
If you buy five of the scratch-off tickets that say, "Win up to five times", it very likely will refer to how many times the STATE will win, since you were idiotic enough to spend the money on those five tickets and probably not win anything yourself.
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
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