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nigga face

1) Giving the look of complete innocence while waving your hand, open palmed, in front of your face.

2) The look of complete shock...all while waving your hand in front of your face.
Derek: "Did you just steal that?"
Neale: "Hell no!!! (Nigga face hand wave)
by Chizzel November 16, 2007
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Ines Face

Noun.

An expression similar to that of the French word Moue, which means 'A pouting grimace'. Ines Face differs slightly as it is only achievable by super cute women, usually when they do not approve of a joke made at their expense.
I told her that she acts like a monkey, I could tell she didn't think the joke was funny as she pulled an Ines Face.
by James Stringer November 10, 2010
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chowder face

"Chow-dah Face"
1. a skanky ho with a face that has so many wrinkles and divots that when ejaculated on the pools resemble bowls of new england clam chowder.
aka: chowda face
2. (manhattan) chowder face: a face with very very bad acne
3. my friend Jeff's girlfriend who used him for a trip to the Bahamas
As insult: Fucking nasty ass chowder face bitch.
As observation: That bitch got a damn chowder face.
On playground: Chowder face . . .chowder face . . . Mary has a chowder face.
by jaybeenycc December 26, 2008
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dick to the face

Dick to the face: Anything that impedes the goodness of life such as failing a class, getting a detention, etc.. A dick to the face can also be something lame that catches you off gaurd, such as a pop quiz. Dick to the face is a substitute of the word gay, meaning sucky.

If the situation calls for a more drastic description say " Thats an epic dick to the face!" or "That's God's dick to the face!"

Instead of using the word gay, meaning something that is bad or sucks (Example: You leave your homework at home you might say " oh my god. that's so freaking gay.") you can say "thats a dick to the face!"

Just imagine how awful if would be to get hit in the face with a dick and then it all makes sense.

Texting abbreviations: D2TF or DTTF
I lost my wallet! Thats a dick to the face!

Statement: My girlfriend dumped me.
Response:Dude...thats a(epic) dick to the face.
by DTTF March 27, 2009
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Face Baster

A man who finds extreme pleasure in spraying his seminal fluid all over a woman's face. Usually of Italian or Puerto Rican decent, these deviants are hell bent on "teaching bitches a lesson." This seminal baste lust usually stems from being molested by a male babysitter during adolescence.
Bimbo: That fucking asshole!

Friend: What happened?

Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!

Friend: Fucking Face Baster!

Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.
by Kevin M. Breunig February 4, 2009
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two-faced

someone who acts nice to you when you are around them, but the minute you're gone they're bad-mouthing you.
"OMG cameron is so two-faced, when you are with him hes acting like hes your best friend but when your gone hes saying bad things about you and saying he hates you."
by Stevo2560 August 4, 2007
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butta face

Someone who has a nice body but sadly is not so lucky in the face department. "Butta face" comes from "but a face" when speaking of someone's nice features, except the face.
Fergie has a great body but she is a butta face! She has the face that could stop a clock.

Gisele Bundchen is another butta face. Great body but sadly, not such a great face.
by XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO November 30, 2007
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