college

education source 2nd and all other things first

where your sir is your crush first and your marksheet get more d's

where pune and canteen guy are more familiar to you than your staff and that nerd handsome guy who wears t-shirt in plain colours has curly hair and a crooked tooth haven't even looked at you yet

where they waste months in festivals of their own worshiping gods like splitsvillans and stand up comedians and you proudly call yourself the head of such department

lets go to college and pretend that we are doing something productive in life

by findingkabir February 6, 2020

College Strikeout

Going for three separate girls in one night and not getting any luck. The night usually ends in a drunk cigarette.

Never thought id college strikeout on a friday.

by Stevoof July 20, 2020

College

A center of education in which students seek for a higher education which is provided by the state with a building called a dorm for students to live in to attend class in school grounds, college is also a cesspool of woke liberals complaining about a capitalism and society whilst going in debt due to student loans.

John: I’m going to college for a high paying job.
Jane: yeah, I attend gender studies class, there is a wage gap between men and women and I just can’t handle that men work more hours for more money.

by StrawberryJamSauce August 22, 2020

collegeer

a person that should be in college.

hey you should be a collegeer

by twillywithmilly November 2, 2020

College

A place where you eat once in two days so at the end of your night you can get drunk off of two beers. You do this, of course, to forget how broke you are / will continue to be.

Hey man, I just got back from college!

Word, you look like a POW from Vietnam

by SwanginDanglinThang November 3, 2020

college death

Friends who know will let you pass in peace and others who don't understand will try to save you with partying but you must persevere, whatever that means. You're reborn when winter break happens though.

I haven't seen my sister in months. I asked if she wanted to come to my birthday party and she said she had to work on a literature review. I think she has college death.

by slavetoascreen November 3, 2020

college

a place where you get fat, fomo, depressed and leave with a shit ton of debt

person 1: hey, isn’t that tristan at mojo dining hall? why does he look so dead inside?
person 2: yeah i think it is...must be college that made him a sad boi

by simps4sale October 11, 2020