blue ball blow job

This is when a man who only has one ball gets head and doesnt get to cum. He then gets blue ball, because he only has one ball.

My guy he has one nut, she was blowen his dong and he didnt get to bust... Now my guy with one nut has blue ball. He got a blue ball blow job.

by J Jew Kreeganator August 22, 2013

ass hole blow out

when you take a hard shit too hard and some comes out but the rest of it wont come out so you squeeze harder and try to get it to come out, and if it doesn't come out you then begin to start shaking and wiggling your butt and try to shake the shit out of you, and when it still doesn't come out you then squeeze harder and you then blow your ass hole out.
david: (on the phone to his friend) hey man
max: hey
david: what you doing
max: nothing but im trying to take a shit and it wont come out
david: shit thats tuff
max: hold up give me a minute im trying to squeeze it out harder
david: damn ok
2 hours later
david: hey man you get it out ok
max: nah its almost out........2 minutes after

max: my ASS HOLE just blew out david
david: ok im calling the ambulance
max: ok hurry
david: where are you
max: umm in your house

david: the fuck how you in my house hold up
(goes to his bathroom and goes and looks)
david: what the fuck happened in here there is shit everywhere
max: i had a blow out

david: omg im calling the ambulance

ass hole blow out- i take a shit and it wont come out so then i push harder and i blow my ass crack out

by ddkbvhjkok May 15, 2019

Blow her brains out

Exploding semen in the back of her thoat while she deepthroats your dick.

I'm arriving. Ohhh yeah. "Blow her brains out."

by messy messer July 05, 2018

blows my skirt up

to be gaseous or fangorious

I'm blowin my skirt up I'm so fangorious right now.

by dreamcorn September 09, 2003

Blow Up My Phone

A website that lets you fake incoming calls and text messages to your phone.

Incoming call from Blow up my phone will increase your popularity and make you look cool.

by Jonny Fox March 23, 2013

butt hole blow job

A blow job given immediately after anal sex

After I fucked my girlfriend in the ass, she gave me a butt hole blow job.

by TommyIce June 29, 2011

Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow

"Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow" Is The Phrase Used By Anthony Padilla (From The YouTube Channel Smosh) In His Assassin's Creed Music Video Where He Proceeds To Sneakily Kill An Enemy

"Shoot A Mofo In The Throat With My Bow, Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow

by CruderCommentate April 18, 2019