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fake health bar

A fake health bar is a staple of modern dumbed down games. Its purpuse is to trick people into thinking they were close to death, when in reality they had much health to go on. The fist couple of damage will have an higher inpact on the healthbar compared to the damage taken when the health appear to be low. While the heath-bar displays health at 50%, the reality might be that youre character has 80% health left.

It is meant to give the illusion that the game is more dificult than what it is, to make people slow down to heal before they die, or to trick people into thinking it was a fair/dificult fight.
We thing people playing our game are idiots so lets use a fake health bar.
by Truegirlgamer May 9, 2022
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Klondick Bar

A nice black, interesting, light skin mixed person with a giant cock that all the girls in Oak Hills Desire.
Wow!!!!! Devin is such a Klondick Bar! He's such a daddy!
by Devin_22 May 30, 2018
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Iowa Crunch Bar

A doodie filled with corn usually enjoyed as an evening treat with a side serving of Sprite.
Brad: Hey man do you want to get a candy bar
Kevin: No way man I just want an Iowa Crunch Bar
by Floofypenguin March 13, 2020
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On Par (Kellehers Mars bar)

Donohash and Cuminhand level of greasiness
Her dandruff flakes are on par (kellehers Mars bar) with cumin hands flakes
by Yashushgman January 20, 2022
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ding ding bar

A motorbike that sounds like a hairdryer usually ridden by a tracksuit laden turd.
"Be quiet Dave! get back on your ding ding bar and fuck off."

"Whats that sound?" .... "Some dickhead on his ding ding bar"
by Ellicor September 14, 2019
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granola bar baba grill

Is this how bored you got.
Person 1: Andrea is my granola bar baba grill

Person 2: I quit my job.
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022
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bar level

(Adj.) Not bad (maybe even decent), but not good enough to choose over more popular alternatives.
Person A: I saw the new action movie on Saturday.

Person B: How good was it?

Person A: It's bar level; skip it.
by ChameleonDragon March 15, 2020
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