Jake Demary

A term used for a middle-aged, tech-savvy male who enjoys playing first person shooters via headset with young boys. He often does this while eating large amounts of ice cream and scissor-tainting.

You want to hang out tonight? Maybe go sailing?

No, Im gonna hang out with my cats and pull a Jake Demary!

by Wolfpack member #3 November 24, 2011

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Jake Laidlaw

Often abreviated by the names:
Red
Ranga
Ginge
Steam
Boon
Can often be described as a stout babboon looking creature with pace to match

Its a red bird, its a red plane! no its Jake Laidlaw as he scatters past

by Sam Neville June 30, 2011

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Jake Toles

A young man who enjoys falling thirty feet onto his face

Jake Toles freefalling

Oh look, Jake Toles is bleeding out

Jake Toles naked in a helicopter

by spoonemoore November 16, 2011

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Jake

Some guy in enhypen 😭😭
That little dog creature
Has a dog layla who is now my wife yhhh
We love Jake
And uhhh
He’s mine other than that we all should love Jake

No I’m not typing an example for Jake

by GrrrrWOOF October 30, 2023

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Jake Waterman

Some crack whore who is addicted to mushrooms and had all of his friends ditch him.

"Hey, what ever happened to that one kid?"
"Oh, you mean Jake Waterman? He was busted by the police for carrying illegal drugs."

by rtl1984 October 30, 2023

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He makes you feel like the only girl in the world he will lead you on month by month and when the time is right he will absolutely break your heart into a million pieces and lie about it to make sure he doesn't loose you and can keep hurting you. He will act like the perfect man but in reality you aren't the only one, there are many other girls in the same boat. He most likely wouldn't even like you even if you were talking for years upon years it is all fake.

Omg look its Jake
He broke my heart
Me too

by MassiveHaterForCharlotte November 1, 2023

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