New Mexico Pickle

A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.

Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.

by Ticklish Geoff June 28, 2021

buffing the pickle

Getting a boner

That girl is definitely buffing the pickle for me

by some guy with a sandwich April 14, 2014

pickled toe cream

A sweetened cold desert commonly enjoyed during the summer time as a quick and easy treat.

Emma - "Bro I just ate some pickled toe cream.. it was so good"
Some other guy - "Frfr best treat ong"

by maseon_bestfootball October 28, 2022

Electric Pickle

A pickle that is mistaken for a vibrator

She fondled the electric pickle

by Fack’et May 31, 2018

Norwegian Pickle Jar

When a group of 4 or more white males with peni under four inches in length and 1.5 inches in girth all insert they’re penises into the same bitthole of a girl simulatiously.

Damn dude. You should have seen it. She invites all of them over and they have her a Norwegian pickle jar.

by Butchugger12345 April 22, 2018

Provenance Pickle

An involuntary bowel movement upon hearing the value of an antiquity.

Charlotte was on Antiques Roadshow with that ugly painting she had hanging behind the chiffonier in her boudoir. When she found out it was worth $69,0000 she lost control and beefed a Provenance Pickle into her bloomers.

by Beef Mcgriddle February 13, 2021

Appease the pickle

Pickle is a word for dick. That’s it.

Girl: “hey babe, want me to appease the pickle?”

by Bubbhippo January 11, 2022