faux cake

a cake that isn't really a cake do to the addition of vegitables

Dude this carrot cake isn't a really a cake it's a faux cake

by MCornelius December 16, 2008

Cake Topper

(noun) - a nice looking but useless person in an organization or team sport.

He plays midfield... hired as a fan favorite to play there, he's chummy with the brass, but really doesn't do much and has blown many scoring opportunities, the dude is a cake topper.

by ElPorteño August 4, 2016

Fruit Cake

A lesbian's pussy.

"You know you're trying to score with a fruit cake, right?"
"No way."
"Yeah, she told me earlier."

by Oneironauts March 19, 2014

Jaffa Cake

When a ginger haired girl sleeps with white guy and then a black black afterwards.

I had a Jaffa cake on Holiday.

by mrbah December 12, 2019

Blasting Cakes

1. (v.) Slang word originating in Cincinnati refering to the act of sexual intercourse but not necessarily to the act of 'making love'
(syn.) 'banging' 'forking' 'gettin it on'

2. (v.) Destroying a cake violently and suddenly by means of explosives.

Boy I sho do hate it for Keisha. I think LaQuan and ShanayNay be blasting cakes behind her back

by Doctor Yoo May 21, 2011

Cake snatcher

A large person who eats large amounts of food in one sitting, usually sweet things.

"man you gotta grab some food quick before it goes!"
"Yeah, those cake snatchers are lurking".

by Zombie raper September 17, 2011

Quake Cakes

A bunch of little hurt boys trying to compete with the fundies. Typically known for hairy bodies, big heads, and not being volcanoes.

Q: Did you see that the Quake Cakes lost to the Fundamental this weekend?
A: Yeah, Kyle had 0 points in the game.

by NorthKoreanPoonTappa November 27, 2018