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Texas Worm Battle

When you are performing anal sex and while penetrating you feel a solid turd fighting back against your penis. Like worms battling.
Jim : "Dude did you fuck that girl last night?"
Bill : "Yeah man we did anal, ended up having a Texas worm battle."
by Penisjuggler3232 October 6, 2016
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Taste of Texas

A sex act in which you order a pound of steak, cut it into small pieces and put it in the girls vagina. After you have done so you proceed to eat all of it out.
I was so hungry last night that I did the Taste of Texas.
by Slim Tim Jim January 22, 2019
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Bandera Texas

A small ass redneck town in central texas filled with meth addicts and bars and alcoholic high schoolers that drive around all day and drink all night they tend to congregate at the local sonic to hang out drink and smoke weed there’s not much of anything out there also if your a minority I would stay away because of all the gun wielding rednecks
by Bandera texas January 24, 2022
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texas tuckin

by Thoughtswhenaloneatwork March 13, 2021
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Texas Cheese Whistle

a Texas Cheese Whistle is when your partner collects your foreskin "cheese" over time and on a special occasion lathers your dick in it and chows down on it like a BBQ brisket while also making sure to eat all the old and new foreskin cheese, this only works if you have a big dick because everything is big in Texas.
Hey bro how was last night with Jessica?
It was amazing bro we did the Texas Cheese Whistle while she was on her period!!
by oneguy21425 September 30, 2025
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north texas haunt jaunt

North Texas Haunt Jaunts. We hunt ghosts, not ratings.
by NTxHJ December 21, 2016
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texas whorehouse

Texas Roadhouse. Except everyone who works there is either fake or a huge whore. They run through every hot person that works there.
“Well this is Texas whorehouse what do you expect?”
by Casper04 July 17, 2021
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