snake

mary tawfik

mary tawfik is the biggest snake i’ve ever met

by mileven4eva April 1, 2022

Snake genitals

Also know as a hemipenis. Snakes and lizards have two genitals, one for procreation and one for micturate.

Mark Zuckerberg: I was masturbating the other night when piss came out instead of semen?

Andrew Wilson: You have a hemipenis too?

Mark Zuckerberg: Snake genitals are a pain.

by DJango the snake dick November 29, 2017

The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

snake

A type of lizard

What do you mean, snakes aren’t a type of lizard?? They totally are!

by ohgloomy August 23, 2019

Snake

The old Taylor swift wasn’t a snake, it’s just the new her and we all know it will fade. She’s already been 'exposed' by the kardashions last year.

Girl, did you see taytay's reputation music video, she is such a snake, LITERALLY

by MidnightAlien April 23, 2018

Snake Puss

Scaly came toe with extra long labia minora.

Dude I do not what to deal with that snake puss. Like sleeve of wizard.

by Clayton Bigsby 337 August 2, 2020

snake

danger noodle

p1:oh damn thats a snake
p2:nope thats a danger noodle

by asimplelass February 9, 2023