Snake

Someone who you trust but ends up hurting you in some way

Ayid: I am “borrowing” Tylers shoes for my birthday. He will never see them again

Tyler: Man dude, Ayid stole my shoes that i lent her

Justin: Sorry bro, Ayid is a snake

by Umbrella boy June 5, 2018

Snake shit

When you take a shit and it looks like a snake. But it’s also green because you have celiac disease.

Person 1: I just hade a massive snake shit.
Person 2: damn

by sqaur3d February 9, 2024

window snake

A window snakr is a peeping tom with his cock on the window sill

The window slammed down on the window snake

by Spitting anaconda April 14, 2017

Punished "venom" snake

literally me

Woman: Casey You're so fucking hot can you please rape me?

Punished "venom" snake aka me: ok

by CaseyWestergaardHasAHugePenis March 25, 2024

Bearded Snake

When she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake.

'Damn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle'

by Big goochie hillis October 10, 2016

Snake pit zero

One who claims to save lives at the Indy 500, but in actuality gives CPR to healthy, breathing people.

Did you hear about the girl named Snake Pit Zero that could have killed someone at the Indy 500??

by GFYAH December 10, 2019

Spinning Rhymes Closer To The Ladder As I Come Closer (Snakes And Ladder); The First Juvenile Release 《¿?》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are youa homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Spinning Rhymes Closer To The Ladder As I Come Closer (Snakes And Ladder); The First Juvenile Release 《¿?》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 9, 2025