Rusty crofts

Croft (noun)- the space between a male’s leg and scrotum where sweat and other bodily secretions/smells tend to accumulate.

Rusty Crofts (noun)- the condition of overly irritated crofts due to accumulation of ball cheese, swass, and excessive leg to ball rubbagr causing severe chaffage.
Dude, my crofts are so sweaty.
Dude, I can’t walk anymore I have a case of the rusty crofts
by superhotkarl March 07, 2020
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Rusty Dutch boy

He was real hard up so he gave her the ol rusty Dutch boy because he wasn't going to wait a whole week.
by Thatoneguy30 January 10, 2019
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Rusty Butler

V. The act of performing coitus with an individual wearing a penguin suit in an ambulance.
I received a rusty butler the other day.

My girlfriend and I tried a rusty butler last weekend and now I'm never going back.
by SurferDuck December 22, 2019
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Rusty rubber

A rusty rubber is when you have intercourse with multiple females simultaneously while on their menstrual cycle while wearing a rubber.
These broads are down for a rusty rubber man.
by Ejmanual March 20, 2017
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Rusty Fridge

When you dip your erect penis in ice water, then put it in her/his butt. When you pull it out you leave them with the rusty fridge.
Brett went ice dipping and then gave Megan anal, giving her a rusty fridge.
by Jessdigs January 04, 2025
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rusty moonpie

When a girl is giving a male a rim job and the remains of a previous bowel movement leaves dried feces around her mouth.
Hey Sarah what the hell is that all over your face? Oh that's just the rusty moonpie Brian gave me.
by Puddjuice February 07, 2017
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rusty hurdle

When a she-male gives a tony danza to another person
Lady Gaga always gives rusty hurdles when she has sex.
by Teddy Geisel June 14, 2011
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