Porn Sleep Sandwich

When you have a wank last thing before bed and then another one as soon as you wake up.

Feeling absolutely fantastic today boys. Put the second slice on my porn sleep sandwich this morning

by Adrian’s pal October 23, 2023

White house porn

When you shove a picture of the white house into another picture of the White House because why the fuck not

Yo later tonight ima make some White House porn!

by Micheal Jackson is white April 23, 2021

Peppa pig porn

This is when you see Peppa pig getting some D from every animal in this show. It is also a way for people under 7 to masturbate without looking at naked peaple.

Mom- What are you looking at?
Kid- Peppa pig porn

by ThodraQC October 3, 2022

porn hub day

where u go ask for sex and film it on porn hub and make sure u cum in a pussy

man:boy 2day is porn hub day

boy:OH SAY LESSSSSS
Man:lets fuck that slut

by MuSr00mGy@l March 7, 2022

NUGGET PORN XXX

when people chop of there arms and legs and go rolling around having sex while eating chiken mcnuggests mother fucker.

NUGGET PORN XXX

by dumbo69 March 6, 2017

Porn Star Eyes

Adjective. Eyes that are bright and brilliant, like those of porn stars seen on the big screen.

Court~ "Who is that girl? She has Porn Star Eyes."
Jordan~ "Thats Amanda S. Her eyes are so bright and brilliant."

by Rook34 April 24, 2015

Midget Porn Palace

A house in burley crest, downend, where a local man spends so much time watching midget porn that the neigbours are constantly complaing about the groaning sounds being emmited from his house all night long

John: what was all that noise in the street last night?
Bill: mate its that wierdo in the midget porn palace wanking exessivley again

by tubzyboy August 9, 2015