Get three friends and a random, the friends team will hold the random down and repeatedly dick slap them in the face while the third inserts a pickle into the randoms ass.
Last night fucking chad wouldn’t stop talking about the NFT market, so we took him in the back an Pickle Rick’d his shit.
by The fart throater September 14, 2022

This is where you hit a crossroads (in the relationship/dating sense) and with a twisted sense of self and those around you, attempt to legitimise your actions for the sole enjoyment of your own distorted reality.
The crossroads should normally be a very simple, straightforward decision. However, this person is not normal - lacking in morals, subconsciously attempting to stir the pot.
The crossroads should normally be a very simple, straightforward decision. However, this person is not normal - lacking in morals, subconsciously attempting to stir the pot.
I know doing this would be wrong. But right now I really, really want to do it. It would be fun right now, and I can sort out all the shit it will cause later on. What a frenchie pickle I'm in!
by scorned_23 June 22, 2010


the worst tasting food item known to man kind. anyone who enjoys the presence of pickles’ opinion is invalid. if you call one a pickle then that is the worse insult you could place upon a soul. you have now called that person so ugly and so unbearably smelly and they are such asshole-y trash that even nicholas cage is offended by your general well being. good job.
bob: I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO MATTY B FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THEN TO HVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR UGLY FACE
fred: WELL I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER WATCH THE ROOM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THAN HAVE TO SHARE AN APARTMENT WITH YOU ANY LONGER
bob: NOBODY LIKES YOU, YOU PICKLE
fred: oh.
bob: shit man i’m sorry i took that too far.
fred: ...
fred: WELL I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER WATCH THE ROOM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THAN HAVE TO SHARE AN APARTMENT WITH YOU ANY LONGER
bob: NOBODY LIKES YOU, YOU PICKLE
fred: oh.
bob: shit man i’m sorry i took that too far.
fred: ...
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