FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES.

A fairly known meme from "The Orville", in which two Moclans start smoking cigarettes and order a machine to create 500 cigarettes, in which they slowly, overtime, get incredibly addicted to cigarettes.

Klyden: "The tingles! Do you feel them?"

Bortus: "I do."

Klyden: "We must have more!"

(Bortus presses a button)

Bortus: "FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES."

by manwithsomelies July 28, 2025

five-ever

a span of time so long that calling it forever isn’t enough

Dude I ordered food at least 30 minutes ago it’s taking five-ever to come out

by BassMan24 July 30, 2025

Minus Five

What a grumpy ashcraft says to kids in class or also talan mitchells weight in tons

MINUS FIVE ALDEN

by @^<[[×?×× ;&#*@((@# 260o8 d s August 5, 2025

Minus Five

What a grumpy ashcraft says to kids in class or also talan mitchells weight in tons

MINUS FIVE BOY

by @^<[[×?×× ;&#*@((@# 260o8 d s August 5, 2025

Five minutes

A period of time that is longer than minimum 20 minutes.

2.40 am
G: Baby you have to sleep

A: five minutes…

G: ok fine

3.25 am
A: baby I never imagined a human could be so stupid but then I worked with Scott. You know he used a pie chart for a set of data with negative numbers?

by The universe_actually August 13, 2025

Thank you, five!

A phrase theatre kids will often use to confirm with the person speaking they have heard what has been said.

“Okay everyone, we’ll take a five minute break and back to rehearsal.”
“Thank you, five!”

by cecelius September 8, 2025

five-minute

A short period of time.

"I'll be there in five minutes."
"Easy five-minute recipes"

by goog0logch September 13, 2025