A Horse's Load

An alternative term to refer to an exceedingly large quantity of either Ale, Tea, or Coffee.

Person 1:
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now

Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.

Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.

by Exothryll August 14, 2025

Open horse grave

description of a terrible smell

Bobby hadn't showered in days, he smelled like an open horse grave.

by Rev Dan May 23, 2018

Horse paster

Conservative American so dumb they will eat anti parasitic medicine for farm animals instead of getting a free covid vaccine shot.

The horse pasters outside the Warren rally really needed to proofread their signs.

by Redditor73 September 12, 2021

Horse mileage

Miles that you put on a vehicle with horse poop on the tires

Hey Red that sled looks like it has some horse mileage on it

by Nigbies Cum March 31, 2021

Jolly Horse

When you stick your dick in a girls butthole and start spinning it in a rotating motion to make it wider

I gave my girlfriend a Jolly Horse

For christmas I gifted my son a Jolly Horse

by m3rkv3l0c1ty July 17, 2022

Boxing a Horse for Charity

Referring to doing something sexual with someone that isn't actually intercourse without wanting to mention that they did something sexual with them because of whoever the audience consists of.

Person A: How'd it go yesterday with that guy?
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*

Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.

by ezlikesflatorangesoda May 27, 2022

Horsed

To get roasted or to lose in a fight

“Rick just made fun of you, you got HORSEDDDD”

by briannnnj November 17, 2022