pulling a pump horse

betraying someone like an absolute dick and leave them to die

"Don't you dare pull a pump horse on me after this robbery!" - somebody I don't know some idiot dumbass who died because of his friend pulling a pump horse on him

by JoeBidenUFOisReal January 23, 2023

Dying Horses

The act of 2 people who just finished fucking and are both having their arms and legs up

Hi, are these dying horses? no its my parents.

by germanjimmygiver August 11, 2019

Horse chlamydia

A combination of "horse manure" and "claptrap." A more colorful way to say "bullshit." Used to point out when something is nonsense.

Everything presidential candidates say is horse chlamydia!

by Supercapcitorfrombeyond August 28, 2016

Horse Gurdian

A majestic creature, a good man who plays to much halo

The Horse Gurdian said, if a football player loses his cock, what might he put down his pants?

by Sadboy666 April 16, 2018

Twat Horse

A person who thinks quitting their job and pursuing a life unemployed is the key to life.

"Benton" is a Twat Horse.

by Twat Horse May 24, 2011

Face like a slapped horse

When you have a long face that looks pretty pissed off.

Wow you have a face like a slapped horse

by Littlechar12483 January 07, 2022

Jolly Horse

A male who is being “ridden” by a female and is stimulated by it would be considered a “Jolly Horse”. As the woman is riding him like a horse. He is happy about it. Therefore, he is a Jolly Horse

He was a Jolly Horse as she rode him in bed.

by Jolly Horse January 24, 2024