Cock block

A person that comes between you and your boyfriend/girlfriend

I kept tryna talk to my girl but Maria kept being a cock block

by Rere272728 April 25, 2019

blocked shot on gorl

when your dick is hitting the puss at high speed and you misjudge a stroke and end up hitting her kaziff

Tim was overzealous while scoring and had to stop when he slapped his puck into a blocked shot on gorl

by ilikeeatingbrains February 8, 2024

V-block

The female version of a cockblock. When one woman blocks another woman from scoring with someone she finds attractive.

1. "I have been talking to that guy all night, and she comes and chats him up. Really? A V-block? I thought we were friends."

2. "She totally V-blocked me. I wanted to get with that guy, but she came up shaking her tits all around. I knew she was jealous of me and now he will want to chase her."

by missmissy May 12, 2013

twat blocked

Twat blocked: is when a man is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a woman due to interuptions, jealousy, etc. (Cock blocked is when a woman is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a man due to interuptions,jealousy, etc.)

I was about to fuck amanda when her fucking sister twat blocked me!

by Samaanthaa2017 January 20, 2018

Myers Blocking

When you or someone else trys to stop the Halloween mass killer Michael Myers from murdering his family members and babysitter's on his normal holiday.

Loomis shot Michael 6x ,he just did a Myers Blocking!

by Starsky Hutch 1010 December 12, 2020

Shot block

When you go to cum in a woman and she shoves her hand in the way

Did you hear Kyle got shot blocked last night

by Bigmac16 January 27, 2020

Cop block

When someone going stupid fast passes you, so the cops pull them over not you. You can speed as long as they’re going a little bit faster than you. 🤘🤘

(Someone fast passes you)
Me: “nice! Got me a cop block”
Friend: “Hell yeah, speed for free”
(They get pulled over and you’re safe)

by Omfghowmanytryswillthistake September 11, 2018