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twat blocked

Twat blocked: is when a man is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a woman due to interuptions, jealousy, etc. (Cock blocked is when a woman is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a man due to interuptions,jealousy, etc.)
I was about to fuck amanda when her fucking sister twat blocked me!
by Samaanthaa2017 January 20, 2018
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V-block

The female version of a cockblock. When one woman blocks another woman from scoring with someone she finds attractive.
1. "I have been talking to that guy all night, and she comes and chats him up. Really? A V-block? I thought we were friends."

2. "She totally V-blocked me. I wanted to get with that guy, but she came up shaking her tits all around. I knew she was jealous of me and now he will want to chase her."
by missmissy May 12, 2013
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O-Block

One the most prestigious apartment complex in all of Chicago spanning 9.5 acres coop owned by African Americans, it was built in the 1950s and got the name o-block because of how they honored Barack Obama wife, Michelle Obama who grew up in parkway garden homes. It is home to numerous famous rappers like chief Keef and king von, despite the stereotypes of it being dangerous because of it being owned by African Americans it is the safest neighborhood in all of Chicago, coming in a close competition with 63rd street
Random dude: bro don’t go to o-block king von raps about how dangerous it is
Guy: nah bro he’s just embracing the stereotype parkway garden homes is safe as hell
by gayyboicartii March 5, 2024
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Mock Block

The act of making fun of yourself to preempt a funnier person from making fun of you. Used by less humorous folk as a defense mechanism.
Jill mock blocked Jack by making fun of her hill climbing skills before Jack could land his zinger.
by JumpingBakflash December 20, 2013
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blocked shot on gorl

when your dick is hitting the puss at high speed and you misjudge a stroke and end up hitting her kaziff
Tim was overzealous while scoring and had to stop when he slapped his puck into a blocked shot on gorl
by ilikeeatingbrains February 8, 2024
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Cop block

When someone going stupid fast passes you, so the cops pull them over not you. You can speed as long as they’re going a little bit faster than you. 🤘🤘
(Someone fast passes you)
Me: “nice! Got me a cop block”
Friend: “Hell yeah, speed for free
(They get pulled over and you’re safe)
by Omfghowmanytryswillthistake September 11, 2018
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Texters Block

Similar to writers block. Texters block refers to not knowing what to send or type in a conversation via text.
Me: I'm not dry, I just have texters block.
by WaterBooks June 30, 2024
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