National Head Day

October 6th. The day where any girl is legally obliged to give that gluck gluck

"its national head day so lemme give you that sloppy toppy"

by PJF_ October 5, 2019

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CEO of Simp Nation

Brandon Douglas Uzarski

I was walking down the street and saw the CEO of Simp nation himself

by takemetochurch17 April 15, 2020

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July 4 is 80 days since 4x17 was released. 80 has 8 in it. if you take away the 0 and put a 1 in front of it it becomes 18. archie proposed to betty and she told him to ask her again when they’re 18. they’re 18. all of this = a national holiday. the fourth of barchie.

Barchie National Holiday is July 4

by Katiebritt1234 July 4, 2020

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national karen day

a day where you fucking celebrate ren and kace's seventh month anniversary.

did you hear? its national karen day! can't forget national karen day.

by encoregay October 16, 2020

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National Zach Day

The day where Rocket League is seen as the next big thing and everybody loves it. They like the color blue and enjoy playing baseball and crushing pizza rolls.

Yooo, what kinda plans you got going on National Zach Day?

Probably play some baseball or rocket league in my favorite blue shirt and eat some pizza rolls after.

by NotZach123456789 June 13, 2018

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