michael j. fox 

the same as a dutch rudder except the assistant is sitting in an off-balance washing machine giving it that oh so desireable shaking sensation

steve and tony were bored so tony gave steve a michael j. fox to pass the time

michael j. fox by badperson101 May 26, 2009

Michael Phelps 

To humiliate or destroy in any competition.

Person A: Dude, let's play some basketball. I'm gonna teach you some skills.
Person B: Yeah right, I'm about to Michael Phelps your ass.

Michael Phelps by Michael Courtney October 7, 2008

Michael Phelps 

A man amongst boys. A God amongst men.

Michael Phelps is the greatest Olympian the world has ever seen.

Michael Phelps by Notim Portant October 7, 2008

michael brown

best kid in the worldd, his two favourite people in the world have to be named susana and connor, enjoys cliff diving and videochatting and bridge jumping and wakeboarding and kneeboarding and kayaking, is a BOSSSS at squash, gets girls, loves diet mountain dew, absolutely addicted to ebay AND lost, hhas curly dark brownish hair, brown eyes, loves vanilla yogurt, pasta and cheeseburgers, goes to boarding school, loves catzzzzzz. also loves driving.

-"dude WHO is that bro so good at playing squash?!"
-"dunno, must be a michael brown!"

michael brown by bernie123456789 August 2, 2011

Michael Jackson 

Nonce

Michael Jackson likes kids

Michael Jackson by ghfyswjufheugjsyrhf January 10, 2021

Michael Torres 

A common name prank-callers use when asking a bartender to see if their friend is around...

Bartender: Sounds like Anyone seen Michael Torres? Who knows my clitoris?

Alternate: Sounds like Michael Torres burns....anyone here know my clitoris burns?

Michael Torres by StynkStar December 29, 2011

Michael James Doughty 

A certain individual with a forest of penises in and around their mouth

"That faggot is such a Michael James Doughty"

Michael James Doughty by Syrus D. January 6, 2013