Kevin Cooke

The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.

We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out

by Sonej oderfla April 1, 2021

kevin

a dude with a 1inch on soft 1.5 on hard

kevin is smoll penis

by thatgayblackdude October 10, 2021

Kevin Tsakuhhin

idk what i supposed to type in here lol

hi kevin tsakuhhin

by kevinismyfavirote May 27, 2024

Kevin

Kevin is the male version of a “Karen”. They typically live in suburban neighhoods, wear socks with sandals, President of your HOA and or school district. Complains about and calls the cops on anyone that he thinks is suspicious. Even if it’s his next door neighbor or the kid that lives down the street, Kevin will be feel threatened and will call the cops anyway.

Don’t be a KEVIN!

This neighborhood sucks because of all of the Kevins & Karens that live hear.

Dad, Don’t be a KEVIN!

by DontBeAKevin June 16, 2022

kevin

the name of a person who 1. is a bit of a meme lord, 2. is a biiig liverpool fan, 3. dabs way to much 4. is a good friend

Kevin screamed at the tv yesterday as he watched the liverpool match against manchester united

by mayarod February 19, 2017

Kevining It

What it's called when someone is participating in predator/pedophile activities specifically involving the religion "Kevinism"

Joseph: Yo dude did you hear that John started kevining it?
Carl: What the hell I never thought he'd do that he has kids!

by TheNogg October 14, 2025

Kevin

Kevin has such a great car. Kevin drives a modified Honda Civic. He also spends all his paychecks on his modified Honda Civic. Kevin loves his modified Honda Civic.

Random Girl: OMG it's Kevin!
Simon: How do you know?
Random Girl: He's in a modified Honda Civic

by Guilav September 13, 2022