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Josh

A creature that does the highest drugs known to man. He goes by the name BARNEY which means thickest of them all in the language he made called crackhead. This creature hates three major things gingers, Joeys, and the most annoying of them all is the people who say don’t do drugs or get fat when they’re fat though.
If I new josh is would kill myself
by Barney gang December 18, 2019
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josh

josh is a person who always have a bad hair day and dandruff
josh you dumb mf
by hazadous May 29, 2022
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josh hours

the hours between 10-1am where you think about josh and read fanfiction hoping it can fill the void in your heart just WANTING someone and hoping it can make you feel better about your own horrid situation but instead start crying very deeply feeling no and all emotion at once with your cats staring and you and then realize your chances are basically 0 and you have no business feeling this way but you do.
dang, it's real josh hours tonight boys
by labrochacho August 4, 2019
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Josh Neely

6’4 pure muscle and one of the biggest school jocks known to man who reportedly could play in the NFL but is to young. Can easily take down a fully grown gorilla and get any girl he wants.
Is that Josh Neely doing a quadruple backflip in the end zone? Yeah it is
by Nerddestroyer15 December 23, 2021
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Josh

A Cunt.
Josh is a Cunt.
by KingOfTheBill$ February 17, 2019
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Josh Hutcherson

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go
Person 1: Yo look at this tiktok!
Tiktok: Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Person 2: Not Josh Hutcherson!!!
by 817use December 4, 2023
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Josh

a manipulative piece of shit who you’ll end up making car and rent payments for. he’ll suck all the life out of you & uses being depressed as the reason that he is the way he is.
Girl 1: my boyfriend’s behind on car payments and got kicked out of his apartment because he couldn’t make rent.

Girl 2: oh, you’re dating a josh.
by radical egg February 22, 2019
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