Jake Dahl

The hottest man to ever walk the planet. The bestest friend anyone could ask for. The most cutest cutie.

No your the cutieeeeee.

God damn this Jake Dahl goes down like fine wine.

by Weedzon February 3, 2022

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Jake

A boy who runs away from year 7s but gives it verbal to everyone he thinks he’s bad but get violated majority of the time

Quick it’s a year 7 do a jake

by Fagstar77 April 15, 2020

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a retard who thinks he is the face of boxing which he is not he is a scum that has only won like 3 fights and he is calling out boxers who have way more wins than him. I hope Connor McGregor midget self whoops him. jake paul is not the king of boxing he is a white cunt who think he is the shit.

kid: Jake Paul is better than Muhammad Ali
me*takes out shotgun proceeding to shoot the kid several times* never ever say that again
kid:*in pool of blood*

by cuntdaddy123 May 25, 2021

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Mumkey Jake

One of the best gorilla tag players in the world, and in the clan Mumkey.

You: Did you hear Mumkey Jake is in our lobby?

Your mate: DUDE WE NEED TO LEAVE NOW

by Creamy beans April 28, 2022

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Jake

Jake is a sweet man/boy who is usually shy and won’t say hi first. Though he may be shy he is a really passionate, kind, and really funny. He likes being talked to and will ask you how you are. Jake has really good style and really cute hair that will make you wanna run your fingers through it!!! In all Jake is someone to keep around. And he’s a total cutie😉

Boy “Oh hey it’s Jake!”
Girl “omg tell him I said he’s cute”
Boy 2 “he’s so funny”

by :)yeahimcool February 10, 2021

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