Jacob Hupke

A dude that is immensely attractive to all genders. With a dick as good as his grades, Jacob is a once-in-a-lifetime being that all his friends and family should be grateful to for his mere presence. He also possesses the extraordinary gift of being able to speak in tongues

Blessed Johann Sathianathen and Dhruv Patel, pray for us; In the name of the Doug, the Jacob Hupke, and the Hurambe Spirit, amen

by Justin, the Tongues Speaker November 22, 2021

Jacob bilinski

A fuck up hood rat

He is such a jacob bilinski

by jacob bilinski September 24, 2016

Electronic Jacob

yaghoob barghi (in Persian) is a famous Vending machine located in Amirkabir university.
Since 2003 it has been the most popular object in the university.
Electronic Jacob has become the symbol of the university.

I can't wait to go to university and see Electronic Jacob again!

by Ahoura_g November 20, 2021

Jacob

the kind of guy who will take your virginity in a parking lot and cheat on you shortly afterwards

friend 1: that guy is hot
friend 2: careful, that’s jacob
friend 1: oh f*ck

by happycookie69 October 17, 2019

jacob costa

a man who likes a girl across the country and won’t like any others because it’s not her.

jacob costa- “bro i can’t get over her”
evan- “bruh she moves across the country”
jacob costa-“don’t care. i only liked her and not my 100 other gf’s i could have”

by king69420 July 1, 2020

Jacob

He is really shy his sexuality is all over the place he is really fun but only talks to boys who are attractive

Oh my goodness Jacob is really big

by 6rsg November 25, 2020

Jacob France

There's always the kid who has an obsession. This is this kid. He enjoys pretty much everything, and everyone. He is quick to make a friends and can put a smile on peoples face. Pretty smart I suppose.

Kid: Oh hey Jacob France.
Jacob France: Hey dude how are you doing, hey did you hear about this phobia?
Kid: Sigh...

by jacobfrance January 30, 2020