Your having sex and then your girlfriend yells “KANYE” and Kanye West jumps through your in his minecraft-suit and starts singing while you have sex
by sexington on twitter July 02, 2019
Person 1: Hey want a snickers?
Person 2: Sorry I can't, I have a really bad nut allergy.
Person 1: I have a Milky Way Candy if you want it.
Person 2: Sure, thanks bro!
Person 2: Sorry I can't, I have a really bad nut allergy.
Person 1: I have a Milky Way Candy if you want it.
Person 2: Sure, thanks bro!
by somerandom13yearold July 28, 2021
I think we should use a pressure washer with 5K roto tips to clean this filth off the wall... Nope The Dave Way says 36 grit sand paper and fan tips is better.
by Nerdsloth April 18, 2022
me: my house burned down, i lost everything
sam way/skywalker: that’s cool but have you seen this edit of anakin skywalker ??
sam way/skywalker: that’s cool but have you seen this edit of anakin skywalker ??
by mikalovesloki December 05, 2023
sweet asian chick aka thebombslime who likes slime and does not have fashion sense but whatevaaaaaaa
elaine: u a bitch
maureen: huh?
elaine: fuk u
angelima: (laughs)
elaine: i’m elaine way
maureen: beep.
maureen: huh?
elaine: fuk u
angelima: (laughs)
elaine: i’m elaine way
maureen: beep.
by self proclaimed fashion icon December 26, 2017
An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.
Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
by traphouse333 June 20, 2018
by silverseal September 17, 2011