humanshlaf

humanshlaf refers to an alpha male who is always in charge, especially in sexual situations.
humanshlaf is particularly used as the dominator of a soyoded.

Person 1: Hey, that guy is such a humanshlaf!
——
Soyoded: Oh my… That guy is such a humanshlaf… I want to be dominated…

by soyoded October 7, 2025

Human Vape

when u put someone butt in your mouth and they fart and u breathe it and puff it out like a vape

person 1: it smells like shit in here

person 2: human vape is a killer man

by aristotle's denial October 13, 2025

human garbage

It's a virus called RD9, or as I like to call it, World Cure.
At the end of the game, everyone in the stadium will be infected.
It should take two to three weeks for symptoms to start showing up.

- By which time 96 000 fans from almost every country in the world
will be back home spreading the disease. Why are you doing this?

- Well, think about it. We have seven billion people
running around on a planet that can only hold five.
I am just trying to make the world a better place, that's all,
by deleting the surplus.

- "Cure the world." And who exactly do you intend to "delete"?

- The garbage ... the imbeciles, who lie around drunk, reproducing like rabbits,
and sitting there with their hand out, expecting the rest of us to pay.
And let's be frank, who's gonna miss them anyway?

- You are!

- Haha, no.

— The Brothers Grimsby (2016)

We should delete the human garbage as soon as possible,
to make room for the few worthy people.

by milahu November 15, 2025

Humania

A nation of humans...
Of, Human Beings...

Aaaaand... Soooo...
Where are you really from!?!???!

I am, from, Humania.

by TheEternalNow November 28, 2025

human evolution

the state or being of mitchelli turning into Mr. Quinn

human evolution has evolved so much...

its like monkies grew lungs and vocal cords and showed up at our school..

by school_chromebook_user December 2, 2025

Human Jukebox

A person who naturally brings music into public spaces — usually with a Bluetooth speaker, portable radio, or a bike with a speaker strapped to it. They’re like a mobile soundtrack provider, adding background music to everyday life. Human Jukeboxes aren’t trying to disturb anyone; they just carry the vibe with them wherever they go.

“When I hear Kehlani on BART from the Human Jukebox on my way to work, I know it’s gonna be a good day.”

by SN13T0 December 11, 2025

The Human Robot

Crazy person who parties

"that girl is the human robot of the party tonight"

by yadaadddy March 7, 2010