friend chameleon

-A very unreliable friend who flakes at a moments notice, never answers calls, and "blends in" to a group of friends only when it fits his/her needs.

-Acts a different way around each group of friends.

-I haven't seen Joey in like 6 months, and he wont call me back!
-I know! He only hangs out with us when he has absolutely nothing else to do. He's such a friend chameleon.

by johnnymoe88 July 29, 2011

My friend

He is a very kind person that will go out of there way to be there for you. They will swerve many arguments just to keep you happy. They have the most amazing eyes and if they being nasty you not showing them the love they deserve back and you are sorry. They are very intelligent and loyal and a great friend to have . They are the most amazing people that you owe your life to.

My friend

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 9, 2020

No-Friends McGee

A terminal assclown who can't compete with society's standards. Socially challenged.

<MasterGhit> *chanting* Nobody loves you... nobody loves you... NOBODY LOVES YOU!
<NoFriendsMcGee> LOL WTF MAJAR OMG YUOR LYK MEH ONLEE PERSON ON MAI MSN LIST!1?

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003

friends with benifits

Two friends who can't spell who have a sexual realtionship without being emotionally involved. Tipically two good friends, both of which having failed english class, who have casual sex without a monogamoose realtionship or any kind of commitmant.

There is a high chance of them being dyslexic.... that is, dsyleicix.

DUDE: Hey man so you still going out with sara?

DUDE2: Nah just friends with benifits.

DUDE: I think you're saying it wro-

DUDE2: SHUT THE FURCK UP YOU CLOWEN

by jazzalenko August 28, 2010

Car Friend

From the teen comedy series, The Inbetweeners. A Car Friend describes someone, usually new to driving, who becomes obsessed with their car and spending money on it. Can be used as an abjective or a deragotory noun. Must be pronounced in a high pitched voice as seen on television.

1. "He's spent about £2000 on that car, he's a proper Car Friend.

2. "Are you coming to this pub this Friday Joe?"

"No I think I'm just going to go on a drive with Jeff"

"Car Friend!"

by Whitey-Pint August 10, 2008

just friends

a line used by people who are obviously not just friends. often told to suspicious gf/bf to calm them down. many times they're friends with benefits.

mona: what were u doing with her at 2am last night!?!
chris: chill, we are just friends...

by xoDELLAox December 18, 2005

best friend

soul mate

She is my best friend.

He is my best friend.

by menaceboyy October 21, 2009