Five Aces

Something that tops everything else

Blackjack and hookers is the five aces of evenings

by Shetface December 21, 2020

Mustache High Five

excuse for male kissing another male without being outright gay

Boof wouldn't stop mustache high five - ing me last night, i think i may have contracted something

by SNDSKY October 23, 2018

Five-Wheeler

Five-Wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.

Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives his five-wheeler to the donut shop.

by Goofnut April 1, 2025

The Five Cereals

When you give someone a titty twister and have them name 5 name-brand cereals before you let go. Every time they name an off-brand cereal, you twist 45 degrees and they have to start over.

Friend 1: I gave Eric the five cereals today for acting like an idiot.

Friend 2: ouch. He probably deserved it though.

by NutBuster6669 December 2, 2020

Texas five sack

The lack of financial stability to purchase a full gram of marijuana. The Texas five sack.

I'll just get the Texas five sack today, money's tight.

by The sky beast May 28, 2018

Five nights at freedys

A game where the characters say racist things

Rockstar freedy: it's a monkey in five nights at freedys

IShowSpeed: what did you call me

by Joe dad is so hot August 22, 2023

Croc-five

The "Croc-five" refers to when two mutuals with the same pair of crocs celebrate their similar choice of footwear by removing said crocs from their feet (adjust sport mode to leisure if needed), place left shoe upon left hand, right shoe on right hand, then high school musical style jump in the air, bend knees slightly to achieve maximum distance from the ground, and double high five your partner with a photo-magic smile.

"yo bro, we be rockin' the same pair of crocs! you know what that means... Croc-five!!!!!!"

by HerMajestyKnowsAll April 18, 2023