cock blockus

When in a game of blockus you block another players move by using the cock shaped piece (upside down T). Also can be said any time you play the cock piece.

I had the game in the bag then Smitty went a cock blockus-ed my. What a shit head!

by rat killah June 17, 2009

Cock Fluff

Fluff on the end of your cock from drying self with a fluffy towl and not noticing until later.

- "Man, my GF was about to give me a blow job but gave me weird looks when she saw the Cock Fluff thinking it was something else"
- "This Cock Fluff smells funny"

by Corio October 23, 2009

slobber cocked

It refers to being extremely drunk.

"dude last night i couldn't walk i was so slobber cocked

by bogan mccamy December 17, 2009

cock sharpener

When the vagina circumcises the nig nog log

Oh shit that biatch cut ma nog log nigga, she be like a cock sharpener

by cockmasterv February 18, 2011

cock paint

the combination of semen and saliva that harden on the tip of your dick

man after susie gave me a blow job there was so much cock paint

by Philip Philippe June 26, 2010

Cock Escort

The opposite of a cock blocker, tends to want to help hook you up with unwanted females.

Dude, my dad is such a cock escort, he wants me to date some ugly church chick.

by eSalazar August 9, 2010

Cock Friction

Cock Friction is what happens when you are fucking the same hole as another dude. Usually, it is the pussy. Cock Friction can lead to intense orgasm and extreme cases of liquid fog.

Kippers and I ended up fucking Beckies cunt at the same time. Cock Friction only made us last a couple of minutes before we both unloaded.

by Paul Kippers May 13, 2011