National Dylan and Christian Day

On August 18th Dylan and Christian receive dome from anybody they make direct eye contact with. For example like how Medusa looks at people and turns them into stone.

I made eye contact with Christian/Dylan on National Dylan and Christian Day and had to give him epic dome.

by iburntthepizzaroles October 16, 2019

Christian

A person with a longest long shwan you will ever see. Its so long that coils up like a snake.

That dude is a christian, he has the longest long shwan

by Long shwan October 23, 2019

Christian

The biggies dick you will ever see and best sex ever

Christian has a huge dick

by AND I OOOOOP October 23, 2019

Maranatha Christian Academy

Maranatha Christian Academy a high school in Oakwood Georgia, in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. if you haven’t actually gone to Maranatha or know someone who goes there, chances are when you pass by it you will not only not realize it’s a school but you also probably just won’t not ice it at all. The people who run the place are grouchy old farts who call you out on everything and so are some of the teachers, but there are a few teachers that really come in clutch and you’ll never forget. The students at Maranatha are people who are either toxic or amazing. There is no in between but either way they remember each other for life because the students at Maranatha have all gone through the same shit so unfortunately they’re all bonded for life whether they like it or not.

You go to Maranatha Christian Academy? I’ve never heard of it.

by trexx19 October 24, 2019

Christian

Is a baseball player that bangs slime in Gwinnette

Christian is impulsive

by Toopot October 26, 2019

Christian

A kid who constantly gets into trouble and throws a banger party that gets busted. Constantly goes back to the same short fucking girl that’s desperate and doesn’t do shit with her. Has a nicotine addiction and gets high in school every day.

Christian is a fucking retard and will never be able to hangout with his friends again. But everyone loves him.

by Milflover69-Jen10 October 26, 2019

Christian

Christian, a fucking annoying person that has ADHD and autism if meet one walk the other way. He is a Nazi that's a satanist and wants to kill everyone. He will try and rape you first though before he kills you. If he doesn't rape you, then he will try to stab you to death and t-bag you until you get put into a graveyard.

Person 1: "Christian is coming towards us."
Person 2: "Lets walk the other way, before he talks about his fantasies of killing us"

by 4lw4ysR1ght October 27, 2019