Fruit Cake

A lesbian's pussy.

"You know you're trying to score with a fruit cake, right?"
"No way."
"Yeah, she told me earlier."

by Oneironauts March 19, 2014

Freedom Cake

A freedom cake is a dessert baked in the United States on or around the 4th of July Independence Day holiday. It can be a cake of any sort, decorated with white frosting on top, accompanied by blueberries arranged in a square on the top left corner and horizontal rows of strawberries or red raspberries running across the remainder of the cake's surface. This configuration depicts the American flag, hence the name.

Jane didn't know what to bring to the 4th of July picnic until her mother suggested baking a Freedom Cake in order to make use of the blueberries and strawberries they had just bought.

by Ldkings July 2, 2014

muff-caking

When spending lots of time with your girlfriend because she is your only ride or transportation.

Person 1: "Hey john how you getting a ride to the game?"
John: "Im muff-caking it"
Person 1: "shoots"

by Ludan November 11, 2013

Lava cake

(n.) One who defecates inside ones mouth, often times giving the gooey dark chocolaty look when they squeeze feces out of the teeth.

(v.) To defecate in ones mouth

He (v.) lava caked all in her mouth, it looked so delicious.

by Empirezstate September 20, 2016

Quake Cakes

A bunch of little hurt boys trying to compete with the fundies. Typically known for hairy bodies, big heads, and not being volcanoes.

Q: Did you see that the Quake Cakes lost to the Fundamental this weekend?
A: Yeah, Kyle had 0 points in the game.

by NorthKoreanPoonTappa November 27, 2018

Birthday Caking

When someone passes out and you put small pieces of paper between their toes and light them on fire to watch them kick them out in a violent stupor

A dude passed out and we immediately birthday caked this guy, he got up like the grandpa in Charlie and the chocolate factory. Birthday caking shout out the bodega hive

by Themeowhog August 14, 2017

ghetto cake

Using a slice of bread, preferable one purchased from a government assistance, and spread store bought icing across the top covering each corner.

Dad gambled his last paycheck away, now we have to settle for ghetto cake on my birthday.

by Secret sabotage August 24, 2017