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Nerd

A person who loves to read books, always needs to study, streotype, wears glasses.

⚠️ATTENTION⚠️
NERD IS NOT SOMEONE WHO HAS GOOD GRADES
Kylie is a nerd!
Why is he so nerdy!?
by Renet_Gacha-Life.cz August 8, 2020
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Nerd

According to Kurt Vonnegut: Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.
Look at that idiot, I bet he’s a real nerd
by Woodnone August 4, 2019
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nerd flirters

When men or woman flirt with eachother over an online game without realizing that it's pointless and nothing will happen between them. They generally believe eachother to be attractive when they are more likely to be obese or very unnattractive.
guy: "your not bad for a chick."

girl: "I've only gotten a few kills."

guy: "your voice is sexy."

girl: *unplugs mic* "I hate nerd flirters."
by annnnonnnnymous August 25, 2011
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nerd

by mark_dommmm February 14, 2023
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Nerd

You. You are a nerd
Oh and the editors are nerds if they don't accept this entry.
Person 1: Ha Ha ur a nerd!
You: n-no! I
I'm totally not a n-nerd!
Person 1: Just admit it.
You: Ok fine. I'm a cringy nerd, who is not poggers, cash money, or epic gamer, and I'm a Sussy Baka, but I'm forced to read this dictionary edit.
Person 1: Ha Ha nerd!
Person 2: Oh do you wanna fight me!?
Person 1: Super smash bros fight?
Person 2: Lol nope, nerd.
by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft September 16, 2022
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Nerd

A whole goofy. They sound dumb. Straight weirdo
Oh him? That niggas a nerd
by ImGoindumbinaTönkä March 21, 2022
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Nerd's Corollary

The logical, if frustrating realistic corollary to Moore's Law regarding the number of transistors on a microchip. In as much as Moore's Law is used to estimate reductions in the cost per unit of computers, so will the reduced cost of the computers be converted to more processors purchased if the programmers are left unchecked.
The following conversation could have been avoided if Fred had applied the Nerd's Corollary to the purchase of new computers:

"Fred, I thought you said that if we bought the quad core machines, we could reduce the number of computers in the server room and save costs. Why do we have more servers than when we started and are over budget?"

"Well, we needed more machines because with the new speed and power, we discovered we could re-thread the re-factored process and parallelize the... (Fred's eyes glaze over and the rest of the information is lost in this discussion)"
by Metalman007 December 4, 2012
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