meanwhile, back at the ranch

Something you say when someone around you says something that has nothing to do with what your current conversation is about and you want to get back to the other topic.

A: I think it should be brown.
B: Maybe red.
A: Brown matches the rest of the room though.
C: I like bananas.
A: *odd look* ...meanwhile, back at the ranch

by crazyXxchink May 4, 2004

Back Door Santa

Preferably on xmas eve, whilst having sexual intercourse doggy style with your girl friend, just as your about to climax you sneakily slip it into her ass. When she turns round in shock and horror you pull out and ejaculate all over her face shouting 'Ho,ho, ho' leaving her rosy cheeked with a white beard just like Santa Claus.

Jim: "I pulled Jess at the office xmas party last night; when we got back to my apartment I gave her a Back door Santa as an early xmas present"

Peter: "Sweet"

by Studley Ramrod September 6, 2012

behind Gods back

not knowing where you are or how to find a place.

Sonnnn, this place is behind Gods back !
i cant find it anywhere.

by sdoodlesz November 27, 2009

Lego Back Syndrome

The characterized back pain associated with bending over while building Legos.

James: "We've been building this set for 3 hours, my back is killing me."
Ben: "Sounds like you've got Lego Back Syndrome."

by Sapntickle December 14, 2009

hit me back

to ask for a reply.

P1: Yo punk, hit me back wit' cho' digits fo' shizzle"
P2: "Okay".

by c-c-c-colin October 5, 2003

Fat Back Truck

Another name for an extra-wide pickup truck with dual rear tires.

"Why do Alex and all his friends drive fat back trucks?"

"Your mom drives a fat back and she has a greasy mullet."

by Tim Jerome February 19, 2008

back on my grind

Back on my grind means you're back to your old ways

I tried to change, but I guess I'm back on my grind.

by Nshtx October 1, 2015