you're testing my zen

A Phrased that can be used when somebody is pissing you tf off. Zen is the feeling of being calm and not feeling the urge to punch somebody in the face when there being disrespectful so when your "zen" is being testing that means your struggling to not punch them in the face

random women: "you look like a rat"

me: "bitch you're testing my Zen right now"

by BreKatOwO March 3, 2021

Zen

Zn is a funny, talented mf whom I lOVE SO MUCH

Emi: omg imagine not being mutuals with zen

Corn: ZEN JUST POSTED ANOTHER EDIT

Ren: YALL SAW ZEN’S NEW POST?

by Ihaterealmen March 11, 2021

Zen Drink

Hangover free beverages that calm your ass down and help you to focus. Normally hemp or CBD infused and alcohol free.

What a week! Could you hit me up with one Zen drink!?

Q: What I could drink instead of alcohol if I wanna try that Scandinavian Sober thing?
A: Definitely Zen drinks!

Energy drinks make me hyperactive. Give me Zen drink instead.

by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021

Scandinavian Zen

The lifestyle of the happiest people on Earth - the Scandinavians. Finding your everyday Zen moments in Scandinavian ways. Focusing on the important stuff and ignoring the irrelevant bullshit,

I've been too busy lately. I need to get some Scandinavian Zen in my life.

Q: Do I need to go to a class or something to learn Scandinavian Zen?
A: Hell no, just do your thing. Scandinavian Zen is a mindset.

by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021

Zen

Slang for marijuana joint.

Yo, Could you pass that Zen please?

by Maya Butreeks March 20, 2021

Zen dildo

A dildo that comes without attachments

After the Betty Dodson serenity workshop. We were each given our own personal zen dildo to play with.

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

Zen vibrator

A vibrator that helps you "come without attachments".

I went to the ashram yesterday afternoon. They were giving out a free. Zen vibrator so I went home and medibated for the rest of the day!

by 4realazitgits April 18, 2021