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Penis In your Assface

Something You say when you run out of cumbacks. May also be said as Assface in your penis, Penis face in your ass, and face penis in your ass. May somehow result in death.
Bob: " You suck cock"
You: "Penis in your Assface"
by NinjaStephen February 27, 2010
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Put your balls in your pocket

1. To grow a pair and do what you have to do. Usually used when someone doesn't want to do something for fear of rejection, being let down or pure nervousness.

2. To force yourself to do something even if it means that it may lead to possible failure.
Jon: I wish I could talk to her...but she's way out of my league man.

Kyle: ...Dude...put your balls in your pocket and just do it!...You're pissin me off...



Courtney: So, did you talk to David today?

Nikki: Yeah. I almost bailed twice...but I realized that I had to put my balls in my pocket and just do it.
by Yay! Pseudonym! June 25, 2008
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caught with your hand in the nookie jar

when a married/taken person is caught having hot monkey sex in a cheap motel or other locale with someone other than their SO. especially applies to congressmen and famous people.
hillbilly 1: well John Edwards, i reckon you really got caught with your hand in the nookie jar.

John Edwards: i reckon.
by Ben Bow October 12, 2008
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Put a Dick in Your Ear

means "fuck what you heard".Term used when, you want somebody to basically forget what they think is true.
---Man, i heard you be messin' with Trina's ol ugly ass!
------"Dude! Put a Dick in Your Ear!!
by Edy_Bayshore November 8, 2007
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Stay in your lane

mind your business.

stay to your self

y’all be in everyone’s business, honey just stay in your business
Man all I gotta say is stay in your lane , yu look dumb asfc in other people business .
by stay in your lane April 6, 2020
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cap in your ass

(v.) to plase a bullet into someone's buttox; usually done out of anger, fear, frustration, or as an act of self defense.
Your going down; Im gonna put cap in your ass.
Don't fuck with me; I'll put a cap in your ass.
by ips420 September 20, 2006
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leave me in your mother

A very bad and ugly translation from hebrew to english.

The error is built on similarity in the hebrew form of "swearing on", and "putting in".

The street slang often makes the speaker swear on his precious mother, as if to promis that he sais the truth.
In a same manner, it evolved so that when a speaker is replied, the replier puts the speakers' mother's sake on his request.
A: Uri! I am calling you for an hour!
B: Ahhh, leave me, on your mother! I feel like shit.

or

A: Did you know that Miki sleeps with Michal?
B: Leave me, on your mother. Why should I care?
by Osher March 14, 2005
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