Yogurt musket

A device used to launch creamy baby yogurt to its intended location. Aka a mans dick, and/or crank.

Now that Rutz lives in Texas, he is free to fire his yogurt musket at Sean’s mom.

While frowned upon, Rutz can fire his yogurt musket off of his front porch now that he lives in Texas.

by Schmitty1127 July 2, 2021

yogurt jipsu

Yogurt Jipsu - The Art Of Consuming A Large Amount Og Yogurt In One Sitting At A Fast Pace.

Oh wow, look at Jessie eating all that yogurt in one sitting super fast! She must be doing some yogurt jipsu!

by Yogurt Jipsu December 31, 2019

Brown Yogurt

It's when a guy cums in a chicks ass and she pushes it out and he eats it

Hey sexy later when we fuck I'm gonna brown yogurt you

by Donald Trump'd June 15, 2016

Mean Yogurt

An affirmative response to something fun or interesting, similar to "cool beans".

ex 1:

Bobby: *tells funny story*
Jennifer: "Damn, that joke was mean yogurt!"

ex 2:
Penelope: "I got laid last night"
Francesca: "Mean yogurt!"

by where_she_at July 10, 2018

Yogurt Flower

A woman's vagina or vaginal area. So called for both the appearance and texture of the female genitalia.

After a little foreplay, her yogurt flower was blooming.

by rolling green drive August 24, 2010

spinning yogurt

The act of a man ejaculating but the other party hasn't so he keeps going until they get off.

A gentleman keeps spinning yogurt until the lady finishes as well.
This dude I banged was straight spinning yogurt waiting for me to finish and I think I love him for it.

by Lady Creep October 28, 2017

dropped the yogurt

The result of standing up too soon after receiving a cream pie.

Cassy was in a hurry to get to the bathroom and clean up, but unfortunately she dropped the yogurt halfway there.

by polecatjoe June 7, 2017