The act of shaving your pubic hair before intercourse with a heavyset person, ejaculating on their face. Then, using the cum as glue, sticking the pubic hair onto their face.
Hey dude, you see that chick over there? I heard Bobby gave her a Chubby Wombat the other night. You can still see some of the hair!
by ObiWanCannoli April 10, 2025
Get the Chubby Wombat mug.The act of gifting someone a chocolate representation of a regional animal, such as a small marsupial or mammal, as a token of thanks.
D: Hey J, I brought you back this Chocolate Wombat from Australia as a thanks for that restaurant recommendation.
J: Uh, thanks. Do I have to eat it?
J: Uh, thanks. Do I have to eat it?
by PoopyMcGee November 7, 2012
Get the Chocolate Wombat mug.(Noun) Acronym: Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time. A project that serves no useful purpose. To be a true WOMBAT, it should also be expensive, require a lot of thought, and take a long time.
We rented equipment to dig holes, and wound up spending days filling them back in. If any of us had any smarts, this would have been a total WOMBAT.
by sidhe3141 February 14, 2019
Get the WOMBAT mug.A german alternative for "having sex". The word wombat refers to the female genitals with a lot of pubic hair. Salt is the equivalent for semen.
I think i will get lucky tonight and be able to salt the wombat!
I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!
I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!
by CmdBanana June 10, 2024
Get the to salt the wombat mug.Dirty, nasty, long hair that when underwater spreads out on both sides of the head like small wings. Normally a male's hair but could be a female's as well.
Patrick: "Curran's hair is so gross, just check out how it wombat wings."
Andy: "I know, he needs to cut that puppy down."
Andy: "I know, he needs to cut that puppy down."
by Broskiii December 3, 2009
Get the wombat wings mug.The manliest animal alive. Native to Australia, the wombat is a are ferocious, apex predator that is capable of moving at 69 miles per hour, and even faster while flying. They feed on a diet of crocodiles, kangaroos, and human babies.
by PapaWombat 69 June 8, 2020
Get the Wombat mug.an australian saying, often used to refer to someone's mother in a respectful way. Some use it to refer to mothers that they find attractive, or a MILF. This is because in Australian society, men are compared to wombats in that they are all reckless sociopaths.
by genuine australian May 11, 2020
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