When you and your significant other cosplay as lizards during intercorse (also see furry) while casting spells at one another.
by BEUTYFLAEKS November 04, 2017
by RZAClg January 15, 2009
A creepy pseudo-spiritual man who just wants to touch your tits but pretends that it's all about chakras and miridians . Prone to giving you hugs that are way too long and pressing their boner into your hip. Wants to give you a massage and talk about yoni
(Staring at your chest) I can see a serious energy blockage in your heart chakra.
"Help, that sex wizard keeps pointing his semi at me and talking about sacred yoni massage"
"Help, that sex wizard keeps pointing his semi at me and talking about sacred yoni massage"
by whipsnape September 12, 2013
- A person who has poor personal hygiene in regards to the proper application of underarm deoderant.
- A person who smells of onions after consuming a meal containing an onion and failed to brush teeth or wash hands.
-"Onion Wizard Sleeve" is a variation in regards to a girl having poor hygiene in the genital area.
- A person who smells of onions after consuming a meal containing an onion and failed to brush teeth or wash hands.
-"Onion Wizard Sleeve" is a variation in regards to a girl having poor hygiene in the genital area.
by ChadnSean January 11, 2010
Noun: a person, generally male and of post-pubescent age, who, as if by magic, makes a small quantity of beer into a large quantity of urine, to be dispensed at the urinal infuriatingly frequently.
Bob: 'Nother beer Bruno?
Bruno: Nah, ta, another 'un 'll break the seal and then I'll be back and forth like a piss wizard.
Bruno: Nah, ta, another 'un 'll break the seal and then I'll be back and forth like a piss wizard.
by MadBob June 03, 2007
by Beer-Battered January 02, 2009
Someone who never seems to sleep, eat, or take bathroom breaks and is always working on something often related to illustration, web design, graphic design, identity design, or anything involving staring at a computer monitor, TV, or iPhone for great lengths of time.
by brianpurkiss September 22, 2010