Monsters serving in the Underworld Army under Medusa, and later Hades. Their head is a giant piece of tempura shrimp with a single eye. They cast a spell that turns you into a piece of tempura shrimp with legs, whereupon their eye becomes a mouth and they chase you down, eating you if they catch you.
Huh? What the heck is that?!
It's a Tempura Wizard!
A Tempura Whatzard?
If he deep-fries you, keep your distance. One bite, and you'll be finished!
Well, that's a step up from eggplant, I guess. No... not really.
It's a Tempura Wizard!
A Tempura Whatzard?
If he deep-fries you, keep your distance. One bite, and you'll be finished!
Well, that's a step up from eggplant, I guess. No... not really.
by Senator Lemonsnout March 14, 2015
Get the Tempura Wizardmug. by stagegoat69 November 6, 2019
Get the Random Wizardmug. The affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. It thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.
Adam: I bet Holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong
by Raptorcocksucker July 21, 2013
Get the Wizard Goochmug. A person who makes up words and then pretends like someone else said it, usually as a racial slur, in order to get a laugh out of people around them.
by The Worst Word Maker March 27, 2015
Get the Moon Wizardmug. Either someone who has permanent post-nut clarity or who never masturbates/has sex.
Defined in a song of the same name by the Skitz Npcs.
Defined in a song of the same name by the Skitz Npcs.
"That dude is really smart, he must be one of the semen wizards."
"I've been apart of the semen wizards for a few weeks, it's hard to keep up but my life has changed forever."
"I've been apart of the semen wizards for a few weeks, it's hard to keep up but my life has changed forever."
by BigGeezdaddy September 27, 2019
Get the semen wizardsmug. by blueturtlejelly November 16, 2020
Get the Wizards Sundaymug. When you and your significant other cosplay as lizards during intercorse (also see furry) while casting spells at one another.
by BEUTYFLAEKS November 4, 2017
Get the wizard lizardmug.