jizz weight

a measuring device of jizz. You measure jizz with a jizz scale. it takes many years of training to to get atleast ten pounds of jizz weight.

"dude i was so stoaked when my jizz weight was 8 pounds!"

by webber18 February 26, 2010

light weight

goes to bed way too early!

Egyptian: Okay Im going to bed now
Noon: Alright light weight!

by NOON10 May 20, 2007

Bitch Weight

A small, weak, male, typically because he is a vegetarian and does not eat meat.

Hey, have you seen that Olivier kid who's a vegetarian? He's 6 feet tall and 145 pounds and lifts bitch weight because he's weak from not eating meat.

by bannedfromhhouse November 6, 2013

dead weight

Not playing video games well, while drunk.

Kenyon, after drinking steel reserve, is dead weight at mario

by Max Hampton June 6, 2004

Cruise Weight

The maximum weight a girl can attain and still be attractive to men cruising for tail

Chicks above 120 can no longer be considered "pick-upable" as they have exceeded their maximum cruise weight.

by Cary The B November 9, 2012

pet weight

A term pet owners use when they're trying to deny their dog or cat is overweight.

My dog isn't fat, it's just pet weight!

by Thuggysuperhero July 19, 2017

Dead Weight

The lack of spirit. The sole hase left the body. Heavier than usual. Unusual weight that occurs with loss of life.

Unusual weight gain when one is in a choma or relaxed.

My legs was lighter before I became crippled. Now they are just dead weight.

by Swift. C May 22, 2016