walking biological weapon 

someone who can and will release farts so vile that they could be used in war if needed

guy 1: yo bro that guys fart smell so bad
guy 2: yea thats why he is a walking biological weapon

walking biological weapon by KORCHMIESTER September 19, 2016

spys secret weapon 

Rainbow aids/tf2 addiction

I got spys secret weapon

spys secret weapon by Nyanyanyanya June 16, 2017

Push pop weapon 

The deadliest weapon very very scary

I have a push pop weapon it’s scary

Push pop weapon by Lyndsy😍 April 25, 2021

2001 child soldiers weapon 

.556 c8a2 in the armory a assault rifle

Beer bottles are so beneath a 2001 child soldiers weapon more like a drunken boxer

2001 child soldiers weapon by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Choose your weapon 

A meme. What happens when anime characters take the final hit to defeat their mortal archnemisis. Also what happens when you type ‘p’ on your phone and you know the letters to come are ‘o’ and ‘r’ and mum catches you.

Narrator: *in booming voice* CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON…
Anime character: I choose… the Sophia!
Evil anime character: Whoa, an angel has come to save me!
Anime character: Nah, that’s just Sophia. Sophia, take the hit!!
Sophia: *slices mighty sword down* Whoo! Clean cut!

Choose your weapon by A Cactus with A laptop April 17, 2023

Apocalypse Weapon

message board moderator who really likes to close threads and abuse power

Apocalypse Weapon closed my thread at FFWA and then edited out all my arguments against his viewpoint.

Apocalypse Weapon by hay thear August 11, 2003

Murph weapon 

The worst gun available. Just like a wop, bringing a knife to a gun fight.

Nigga, you know we's rollin' on Crenshaw to-nizzle, and you frontin' with da Murph Weapon?

Murph weapon by DJ Illnutz March 28, 2003