Wal-Mart Mafia

The third-shift of Wal-Mart Supercenter 1378 Goshen

That Wal-Mart Mafia are the most demented people around

by Dark Overlord of Third Shift Dairy September 9, 2003

wal-mart feet

a person who is wearing flip-flops with really dirty feet

Dude that chick has some major wal-mart feet

by Cee-Lo September 25, 2005

Wal*mart Picker

A walmart picker is a person who sits outside of walmart and picks through there trash, or precisely any trash looking for their dinner.

I was chilling one day when I saw a Wal*Mart Picker picking out of the local dumpster. Dude,it was disgusting!

by Iyeesha April 20, 2011

Wal-Mart checkout

Means you could be helping like 38 people at once but only ever actually help about 2 at a time. Like only using a small percent of your potential.

" Dude this place (restaurant) is like 'Wal-Mart checkout'. A bunch of staff but no one is helping us".

by Jurvis1 October 20, 2015

Wal-Mart Spinners

Whenever you stop at a stop sign, and have to get out and spin all the spinners yourself. By the time you're done with the fourth one, the first one had already stopped spinning.

You see Bobby's new Wal-Mart spinners yet?

Nah

Good because I watched him get his ass out of the car and spin the fuckers himself..

by L3fty_` March 2, 2011

wal-mart method

Buying large quantities of marijuana to resell it at higher prices.

Business tycoon Ray Ray cornered the weed market in downtown LA using the wal-mart method by buying marijuana in bulk from an outside retailer and reselling it to teenagers. No one can beat Ray Ray's prices.

by go team ramrod February 7, 2008

Wal-Mart cake

One of just about EVERY food item found in the FREEZER of their distribution system, along with Donuts (Yeah, "Made fresh daily"...somewhere else.

An item put on a shelf of Wal-Mart by not-really bakers, just inventory stockers with a hair net and apron.

Hey Jim, I was orderfilling in the freezer the other day and a box fell over. Glazed donuts fell out of it. I also saw a box with "Wal-Mart cake" written on it. Why do the store displays have "Made fresh daily" on it?

Jim: That's not my department.

Oh. Can I take a break? My feet are numb from the -20 degree environment I work in 10-12 hours a day.
Jim: I'll ask my manager, but until then, get back to work.

by adamlesh April 25, 2009