Virtual family

The improved version of your family where you get to choose its members.

Consists of:

The wise sage (the wisest and generally most sensible of the family)

The Psychotic Fairy (the fiercest of all the family. Cute when in a good mood)

The Cyborg Chippy (ever want a sensible conversation - don't speak to Chippy. Forever clearing up after the Atomic Fairy)

The Big Fairy (Big and fluffy. Likes to sleep with teddy bears)

The Odi (Patience of a saint as has to look after Atomic fairy. Loves food. Man's best friend)

The Atomic fairy (Causes massive chaos. Likes to party (all the time). Hobbies include collecting other people's lighters and sleeping. Allergic to housework)

The Baby fairy (The youngest of the family. Has long blonde hair and likes to lead the Atomic fairy astray)

by Big Fairy November 25, 2003

Virtual Sea-Monkeys

A program or application that is practically useless- it may do something silly, or pointless.

After all his time working on the projects, Ryan only ended up creating a new batch of virtual sea-monkeys. None of them were viable for anything useful.

by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003

Virtual Bluetooth

When people are talking as though they had a Bluetooth device on but they don't.

Who is Marilyn talking to?

She's on Virtual Bluetooth.

by PrincetonTiger December 9, 2008

Virtual Drama

Drama that is caused by talking on instant messaging or social networking sites (i.e. Myspace, Facebook)

Usually involves no physical contact throughout the whole drama experience.

Girl #1: Becky and Sydney got in a huge fight on Facebooklast night over Becky's boyfriend! They both logged off but they logged back on this morning and apologized.

Girl #2: Ugh, Virtual Drama.

by SouthSystems March 15, 2009

Virtual Mafia

people who are obssessed with the facebook application: mafia wars.

Example of a normal daily conversation between two members of Virtual Mafia:

jack: i robbed three banks y'day.

jill: Promise you will pimp me tomorrow.

by plotopanes October 6, 2009

Virtual Intimidation

1. The Act of Bullying using technology

2. A term used to describe someone who is insecure and/or lacking in confidence to face someone/thing face to face, Usually someone who believes, in their own mind, they are a Genius, but require the aid of computers to cloud their true self.

3. Often used by IT professionals, when accidentally resolving issues or when a system resolves an issue itself, to describe themselves in a fictional way

2. "Dude, I Just used a Genius line on that guy in the forum"
" No, That was Virtual Intimidation, you should come up with something yourself instead of looking it up on Google"

3.
IT Professional: "It was one of those issues that should have required intervention of some sort but when evil lil gremlin (that-resides-in-PC’s-solely- to-cause—trouble-for-unsuspecting-technophobes) saw me comin in, he knew betta than to mess with me! It’s the virtual intimidation factor – pure IT genius!!"

by General Savant November 14, 2010

Virtual Murder Therapy

The act of killing virtual enemies (humanoid or otherwise) in a video game as a means of relieving stress. Does not necessarily indicate violent tendencies in the practicioner. Abbreviated VMT.

I'm playing some Call of Duty. It was a rough day and I need some virtual murder therapy.

by Sulagar May 3, 2011