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Vertical Fur Burger

n. A woman's minge.

Also known as a vag, fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, bearded tuna, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.
Clive couldn't hold back any longer. He pinned Janice down in the heat of passion and proceeded to dine out on vertical fur burger.
by HadeK September 17, 2013
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Happy Vertical People Transporters

elevators that have the ability to see into the future... product of the sirius cybernetics corporation in the science fiction satire "the hitchhiker's guide" by douglas adams....
about the sirius cybernetics corporation..............
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"
by 6*8=42 June 20, 2011
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Vertically

Hates gays that don’t shut up that they then proceed be one and as well increase by weight and naming themselves “cagiestt ”
Shut up you’re speaking vertically making me uncomfortable
by Epic_number21 May 13, 2024
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Vertical Toilet Paper

The act of putting a toilet paper roll vertical on the holder to show your gay lover he can sneak in when your wife is asleep tonight. This is an advanced move that needs at least a level 5 peeping Tom as the male mistress. Is common among boys/men names Chris that have long skinny dicks and gigantic mushroom tips. Beware.
Hey Tony look out for my “Vertical Toilet Paper” tonight ;).

Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper
by Rufio171 February 22, 2018
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set vertical

Dave got set vertical going to hammer it home!
by smashed_crab April 27, 2005
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verticality

Pronouced (vur te kal it e)

Defining and object or persons' possition on the vertical axis or lack there of.

The opposite of horizontality.
Lewstar is a spun3 who fell over. His verticality is z3ro.
by MkY January 9, 2006
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