Unicorn

A woman that sleeps with couples. Common term used among those practicing poloyamery.

My husband and I are looking for a unicorn to play with.

by Sigarpill July 12, 2017

Unicorn

The third person in a threesome

“I got a lot of unicorn invites at Chad’s party”

by ur dads unicorn November 16, 2017

unicorn

When a guy has an erection, he places his two balls on the girl's eyelids, which makes her have his dick as a unicorn on her forehead.

by ashley June 16, 2003

Unicorning

To put up a shelf and, upon relative completion, have parts of the shelf remaining, whereupon they are put in to a jar. Over time the jar becomes the repository for remaining shelf bits.

Barry: "Why do you have a jar full of screws and stuff?"
Henrietta: "Unicorning"
Barry: "Oh right, yeah, I've got a unicorning jar myself"
Henrietta: "All your jar are belong to us"
Barry: *Haggard gasping for breath"

Eric swung the gossamer blade in a vicious arc, severing the bonds binding them. The unicorning was almost complete, time seeped away, tendrils of acrid smoke rose from the tower. The dread lord Peter had been unicorning for years, and had perfected his unicorning to an art.

by A Nighthawks Odd Term June 8, 2012

Unicorn

A man with his dick chopped off and stapled/sewn/taped/glued to his forehead.

If I ever see him whip it out and wave it around again, I'm gonna chop that thing off and make him into a unicorn.

by mandythewombat October 22, 2015

Unicorn

The most evil vile creatures in existence they steal all of the attention and are freaking brats

Did you see how rude that unicorn was!?

Yes I hate them so much. They are the devils spawn

by Yam the man August 2, 2018

Unicorn

Code word for the “time of the month” for girls.

I am on my unicorn!

My unicorn is bugging me!

by BettytheGymnast August 31, 2018