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tuxedo mom

A cat mom having the noble distinction of only owning tuxedo cats, typically only one at a time. They talk to and about their cat to anyone who will listen. Tuxedo cats are more beautiful, intelligent, and have more personality than other cats. Tuxedo moms also display these same traits.
"I'm not a 'crazy cat lady'! I'm a tuxedo mom!"
by TheKatertot January 23, 2020
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European Tuxedo

Discrete scat play. When you baste someone like a cake, yet they cover it up with decades of systemic oppression and class warfare.
Jean Val Denim - "Cellar! You have my love!"
Cellar Door - "What of your European tuxedo?"
Jean Val Denim - "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
Cellar Door - "I'll grab my hat"
by Vale Beleren July 30, 2022
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Somerville Tuxedo

A fully matched track suit seen as appropriate for any occasion, ranging from having a few pops at the bar to attending your niece’s first communion, by the colorful natives of Somerville, Massachusetts.
Knowing he planned to get sauced and play Keno before making a court appearance later in the day, Tommy decided to wear his finest Somerville Tuxedo as it was perfect for any occasion.
by The Great MassHolio August 18, 2022
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Tuxedo Cam

Tuxedo Cam is the god of YouTube. He's the greatest player at Roblox.
by Tuxedo_Cam November 28, 2022
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Tasmanian Tuxedo

A puffer jacket is common attire for the well-dressed Tasmanian bogan.
by Richard Kopf September 15, 2022
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Tuxedo Mask

Popular MC from the franchiseSailor Moon. He is canonically FRUITY.
*throws a rose* I’m not GAY. I just don’t like to see girls fighting over me all the time😤
-Tuxedo Mask
by anonymous September 18, 2022
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Tuxedo Pig

Cool pig (even cooler in a tuxedo)
hey look its a pig in a tuxedo (a tuxedo pig) must know lots of penguins
by WellDressedPig May 19, 2022
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